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Gabe 18 Mar, 2023 @ 6:42pm 
Once upon a blibbering snook, the tootifruit and the flubberwump met at the fizzywizzy café for a cup of jibberjabber juice. They chatted about the moon's polkadot pajamas and the cheese's secret dance moves, while munching on a plate of zippitydoo dah cookies. Suddenly, a flock of flying bicycles swooped down from the sky and landed on the ceiling, causing a ruckus of buzzing bananas and twirling teapots. The tootifruit and the flubberwump giggled in delight and joined in the chaos, riding their own magic unicycles and singing a chorus of bippity boppity boo. And so, the zany adventure continued, with no end in sight but a rainbow of fuzzy marshmallows and a herd of hopping hippopotamuses.
HoozaGregBoy 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19pm 
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form
Mogar 19 Jul, 2021 @ 6:08pm 
Dear Customer,

We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declined due to your latest purchases. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
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- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
- 1x Deag's Rust Career
- 1x Gay Poster

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Thanks for your patience,
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Mogar 8 Jan, 2021 @ 7:10pm 
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my♥♥♥♥♥♥to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater
Mogar 8 Jan, 2021 @ 7:08pm 
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Mogar 8 Jan, 2021 @ 7:05pm 
Jon, I have a problem with the way you've decorated this room. As a cat I am colourblind and this sends me into a rage. You've created a rage room for me here and I don't like it. I want you to change it.