So I was browsing your wishlist and noticed you wanted a couple of games on this list: http://www.humblebundle.com/
You pay what you want for 5 games and can decide how much goes to charity and how much to the developers and how much to the people who run the site. And you can activate all the games on steam.

I am just posting this here to get another ticket. You understand. ;-)

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