Kindle Canning
New York, United States
Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
-- Rodney Dangerfield


When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
-- Jack Handey


I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
-- Rodney Dangerfield


When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
-- Jack Handey


I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright

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Hash O' Buds 15 Aug, 2012 @ 10:27am 
hey there my friend its been a while since youve been around, just hoping everything is goin good for you on your side of conscieousness, have a great day when you read this!!! oh and i just realized that your from newyork...i just went around the country with a couple of buddies and visited the ny for the first time....i like your city! anyways...take care friend
Hash O' Buds 31 Dec, 2011 @ 8:05pm 
Happy New years eve! Haha and no my friend youve not offended me even once....on the contrary your completely awesome!
i hope your whole 2012 is the most peaceful, loving year of your life! GodBless
Hash O' Buds 25 Dec, 2011 @ 7:49pm 
Merry Christmas!!!! Be well friend
Hash O' Buds 1 Nov, 2011 @ 4:37pm 
happy belated halloween Lawgiver! your to cool for school!
Hash O' Buds 22 Oct, 2011 @ 8:50pm 
The Giver of LaWS i salute you!