it’s SLUTMAS EVE 🎄❗ you 👈 HOE 👯 HOE 👭😈 HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa 🎅🏽 Claus 🤶🏿 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 💦💦 to town 🏘🌵 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he 👨 wants 😍 to know 🤔💭 if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 💦😇🙀 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🍌🎄⛄ 🗓🗓 if you 👈🏼 want 😍😘 Daddy 😂 tO STUFF 💰 YOUR 👉 STOCKING 💰 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you 👉👩🏽 better 👍🏻 be a GOOD 👍👌 GIRL ♀👧 👼👼👼 because SaNTA 🎅 IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send 📨📧 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 👉 SLUTTY 👙👠 ELF 💁🙋🍒 HOES 🎄 who are DEFINITELY 💯 on 🔛 the naughty 😲 list 📇 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 🉐 0️⃣ back 🔙 and you 👈 won’t be jingling any balls 🏀 this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅

it’s SLUTMAS EVE 🎄❗ you 👈 HOE 👯 HOE 👭😈 HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa 🎅🏽 Claus 🤶🏿 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 💦💦 to town 🏘🌵 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he 👨 wants 😍 to know 🤔💭 if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 💦😇🙀 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🍌🎄⛄ 🗓🗓 if you 👈🏼 want 😍😘 Daddy 😂 tO STUFF 💰 YOUR 👉 STOCKING 💰 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you 👉👩🏽 better 👍🏻 be a GOOD 👍👌 GIRL ♀👧 👼👼👼 because SaNTA 🎅 IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send 📨📧 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 👉 SLUTTY 👙👠 ELF 💁🙋🍒 HOES 🎄 who are DEFINITELY 💯 on 🔛 the naughty 😲 list 📇 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 🉐 0️⃣ back 🔙 and you 👈 won’t be jingling any balls 🏀 this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅

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it’s SLUTMAS EVE 🎄❗ you 👈 HOE 👯 HOE 👭😈 HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa 🎅🏽 Claus 🤶🏿 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 💦💦 to town 🏘🌵 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he 👨 wants 😍 to know 🤔💭 if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 💦😇🙀 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🍌🎄⛄ 🗓🗓 if you 👈🏼 want 😍😘 Daddy 😂 tO STUFF 💰 YOUR 👉 STOCKING 💰 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you 👉👩🏽 better 👍🏻 be a GOOD 👍👌 GIRL ♀👧 👼👼👼 because SaNTA 🎅 IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send 📨📧 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 👉 SLUTTY 👙👠 ELF 💁🙋🍒 HOES 🎄 who are DEFINITELY 💯 on 🔛 the naughty 😲 list 📇 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 🉐 0️⃣ back 🔙 and you 👈 won’t be jingling any balls 🏀 this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅

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