Asleep for millenia coupled upon more mellenia, the God Emperor of Man has finally awoken to pwn some noobs and cast out the tide of darkness, and zombies.

The only good enemy is the disembodied one, the only acceptable fate of a deciever is one in which their internal organs become more or less. . . external ones. With my blazing chainsword of light and fury I will cast out the fear that doth bring mankind to the brink of madness, and in it's wake, I will bring upon a new era of light.

May the light guide you, brothers, and may it blind the foes ahead.