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She Ain't Got No Teeth

Beat Chapter 1.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:48am

H is for Hebrew

Beat Chapter 2.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:22am

The Panzy

Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:34pm

A Whale of a Tail

Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 2:47pm

King of Annals

Get first place in the Butt Brawl.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:39pm

The Mad Capper

Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:41am

Pint Sized Pounder

Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:55am

Skull Collector

Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 8:20am

Hook Line and Stinker

Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 2:33pm

Beer Goggle Champion

Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:54pm

Update Your Hardware

Get with the hot Robot.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 3:15am

FAT32 Reformat

Get with the big Robot.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 3:12am

Better Red Than Dead

Get with the Devil's mistress.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 9:38am

Rubbin' Hood

Get with one of Hod's chicks.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:25pm

Petty Woman

Get 100 hummers from a hooker.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 7:17am

Bronze Harlot

Get with a hooker 100 times.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:24pm

The Burger Thing

Get with 100 hookers from behind.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 4:02am

King of the Carrot

Beat Chapter 3.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 6:23am

Old Family Secret

Beat Chapter 4.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:55pm

First Squirt Award

Beat Chapter 5.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 2:32am

Havajo Hero

Beat Chapter 6.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 3:00am

Swipe That V Card

Beat Chapter 7.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 4:25am

Shots Down Under

Beat Chapter 8.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 5:48am

T & A Trifecta

Beat Chapter 9.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:45pm

Holy of Holies

Beat Chapter 10.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:10pm

Wet Your Whistle

Complete the Tutorial.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:12pm

Total Domination

Defeat the Man.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:16am

El Penetrator

Defeat Ron Jeremy
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 2:59pm

Predator Status

Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:43am

Pimp Status

Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:15pm

The Mick Jagger Award

Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:02pm

17 Will Get You 20

Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 2:29am

Forty with Good Behavior

Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 8:42am

Life in the Pokey

Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:15am

Hammer Time

Get with girls from behind 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:57am

Butt Brawler

Get with girls from behind 100 times.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:50am

The Bone

Get with 10 Girls normally.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:38pm

The Drop Slot

Get with 100 Girls normally.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 4:06am

Earned Your Hat

Get 10 hummers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:57am

Fill 'Er Up Award

Get 100 hummers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:09am

Slight Addiction

Play the game for 10 Hours.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 2:39am

Icebreaker

Mack 10 chicks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:15pm

Gift of Gab

Mack 100 chicks.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:05pm

The Babe Detector

Mack 1000 chicks.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:12am

Your Inner Feminine

Get with 10 chicks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:27pm

Box Hunter

Get with 100 chicks.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:28am

Say Hello to My Little Friend

Get with 1000 chicks.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 10:06pm

Repent Ye Sinner

Get turned down by 10 chicks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:39pm

Not with a Ten Foot Pole

Get turned down by 100 chicks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:15am

Big Game Hunter

Get with 10 hot chicks.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 8:58am

Like Fish in a Barrel

Get with 100 hot chicks.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 7:15am

Ton of Fun

Get with 10 big girls.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:32pm

Pound for Pound

Get with 100 big girls.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 12:18pm

The Pleaser

Get 10 girls off.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:29pm

Box Master

Get 100 girls off.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:47am

Hit and Run

Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:36am

Self-Service Award

Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:57am

Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls

Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:45pm

Good Samaritan

Get 10 girls off multiple times.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:49pm

Like a Love Machine

Get 100 girls off multiple times.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 4:00am

The Over Compensator

Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:59pm

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:38am

The Total Dick

Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 1:23am

Candy Ass

Get knocked out 10 times.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:01am

Identity Theft

Steal the identity of 10 guys.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:24pm

Locked n' Loaded

Steal the identity of 100 guys.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:18am

I'm the Juggernaught

Steal the identity of 1000 guys.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:20am

Case Meister

Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers).
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:08pm

King o' the Keg

Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers).
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 9:08am

Lord of the Vat

Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers).
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:48am

Aged 18 (at Least)

Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey).
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 7:22am

Careful, You'll Go Blind

Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey).
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:31am

100% Proof Flaccid

Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey).
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 7:37am

One Toke Over the Line

Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits).
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:39pm

Aqua Lung

Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits).
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:28am

Lord of Buds

Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits).
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 3:34am

A Fungus Among Us

Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms).
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:31am

Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus

Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms).
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:16am

Home of the Monster Mushroom

Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms).
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 11:40am

Frogger

Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks).
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 2:54am

Lickin' for a Prince

Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks)
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 7:20am

Master Frog Finder

Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks).
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 2:40pm

Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque

Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons).
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 2:55am

You See the Size of the Chicken?

Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons).
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:31am

Watch Out on the Way Out

Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons).
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 12:09pm

Gettin' Itchy

Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits).
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 4:29am

Hittin' the Street

Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits).
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:57am

Death Rock

Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits).
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 8:22am

A Bottle Is Your Only Friend

Get turned down by 1000 Girls
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:00am



The Broken Wagon Wheel

Get with girls from behind 1000 times.
654 / 1,000

The Golden Rod

Get with 1000 Girls normally.
534 / 1,000

Drop the Mic

Get 1000 hummers.
250 / 1,000

Chasing the Dragon

Play the game for 100 Hours.
77 / 100

Full Bone Addiction

Play the game for 1000 Hours.
101 / 1,000

Young Bunz Award

Get with 1000 hot chicks.
663 / 1,000

Large and in Charge

Get with 1000 big girls.
474 / 1,000

The Bearded Clam

Get 1000 girls off.
481 / 1,000

Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls

Get 1000 girls off multiple times.
283 / 1,000

In Lovin' Memory Award

Get knocked out 100 times.
15 / 100

Geriatrically Inclined

Get knocked out 1000 times.
101 / 1,000