Having been sent to fight the Vietnam war at age 6, 1Down quickly distinguised herself for her no-nonsense attitude that struck fear into the hearts of the VietCong, and her fellow troopers alike. In fact, the Oliver Stone movie Platoon is loosely based off of 1DownPoison's exlpoits.

When she was dishonorably discharged for slaughtering an entire herd of pigs for "laughs", 1Down went back to the United States of America and tried to write novels based off her experiences in the War on Drugs. Unfortunately for her, a typo on the sentence originally intended to be "I fought for America and beat those commie bastards" turned out to be "I bought America cheap commie bastards!" The FBI, seeing that 1Down was traffiking Vietnamese children, sentenced her to live the rest of her life in Canada, land of the boring.

Once in canada, 1Down met the influential speaker, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, and his minions Grounder and scratch (Coconuts was in the Civil Rights March on Washington at the time. Robotnik was there beacuse he pulled an "Edward Blake" while in Vietnam, and was speaking against the war. 1DownPoison soon became an ardent follower, and began having an affair with Grounder in secret.

However, a jealous Scratch soon leaked the affair to the public, and Robotnik's career went down in smoke (indeed, it was engulfed in a Dust Cloud).

Grounder ended the relationship in shame, and 1DownPosion moved to Toronto to nurse her wounds, and eventually nurse the wounds of other scorned lovers. She makes youtube poops as a way to remember her time with Grounder, calling it "the happiest time of [our] lives"