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let your child walk in wet cement
yeah so thats that, anyways could i interest you in two ran over /(roadkiolled) infants. Thewy are fresh. (Thei are leaking LOL! - but their head is still holding up sincer baby heads are soft). I pushedf inn all the soft spots and they stoped mooving after that. (still alive after i ran them over) hehe wopsiees
i have
where do i even put the hound dogs?=?? sorry exxucse for a world we live inn.....
not even bush would do this to me
I have this fantasy where we start talking at the ballistic missile test afterparty. We exchange pleasantries.
She asks what I do.
I say I loved her on CNN She laughs.
I get my drink.
“Well, see ya," I say and walk away.
I've got her attention now.
How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Kim Yo-jong? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.