I've always been a little bit jealous of gaymer bros.

Would be pretty cool to rail your best friend with a sniper rifle, and then rail him in the bedroom.

We'd probably bring out the worst in each other. Like fast forward 3 years and we're living in a dark basement, just smoking weed, gaming, and fcking.

I'd probably have a moment of clarity, think, "what am I doing with my life?!"

But then my lover would blow me under the desk as I rip a fat joint then bust a fat nut in his mouth as I hit max-lvl in an RPG and remember how much of self-indulgent degenerate I am.

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eat ♥♥♥♥ and die you ♥♥♥ stain piece of ♥♥♥♥ slimy bastard.

I clean icks for my job. There was a 30 year old penis the other day I swear he never touched it or something because what came out of it was a thick clay like substance that my assistant claimed smelled like putrid hot garbage, like a dozen maggoty goat cheese wheels in the sun.

It took forever trying to scrape all of it out of there. Couldn't even pull the damned foreskin down at first it was stuck, glued fast to the cheese clay crust in there. The gunk broke several examination swabs <giant q-tips> so I gave up and used the tongue depressers like a spade to shovel it out.

Happy Holidays, may your pockets be thick and your btches be thicker.

You finally unprivated your profile. You are a disgusting coward. You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in California, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.