"May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you're wonderful, and don't forget to make some art -- write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself." - Neil Gaiman

Luke: What is it?
Obi-Wan: Your father's chainsaw. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

They say you can't push a rope. I say soak the rope in water and freeze it, and you can push it around all you want.

Words I like: paci"fist", s"laughter", "fun"eral, nec"romance"r - isn't English great?

Remember, teeth are to protect our uvula - also known as the throat nutsack, or "throatum".

One out of five dentists recommends occasional random executions to keep the peasants cowed and servile.

If you do nothing when the aardvarks come for others, who will be left to help when the aardvarks come for you?