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Recent reviews by Garmonbozia420

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103.5 hrs on record (102.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The only thing George R R Martin ever finished only to run off with all the busty elf porn her could carry. He was likely stumbling and pooping as he tripped out of Fromsoft Studios.
Posted 17 December, 2022.
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16.0 hrs on record (15.8 hrs at review time)
If you like Stephen King and Twin Peaks, COME ON DOWWWWWN!
Posted 2 January, 2022.
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6.1 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
GOTTA GO FAT!
Posted 21 September, 2020.
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69.7 hrs on record (68.1 hrs at review time)
It's a Nier perfect game.
Posted 15 September, 2020.
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626.0 hrs on record (553.4 hrs at review time)
One of the most influential not THE most influential games in the last decade. If you don't mind the somewhat clunky controls and bad port (google dsfix for that) then missing out on this game would be a shame. Despite that this game ROCKS, it has a permanent spot in my top 10 games and my Steam library favorites.
Posted 23 August, 2020.
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215.8 hrs on record (48.7 hrs at review time)
The S in “STRAND” stand for “STRAND”!

STRAND
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Posted 26 July, 2020.
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915.3 hrs on record (511.9 hrs at review time)
GAME GOOD
Posted 9 December, 2019.
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92.7 hrs on record (57.1 hrs at review time)
The time has come to an end
Yeah – this is what nature planned

Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath

RULES OF NATURE

And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive)
For a while
(No choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild
(Alive)
With their lives on the line
(No choice)
Out here only the strong survive

What’s done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed
Strong or weak

(yell)

Rules of Nature
Rules of Nature
Official lyrics from Platinum Games

Locked & Loaded (demo/original version)Edit
Locked and loaded
Let the mercury rise on up
And it boils in my blood

(Alive)
I swear I'll
Tear at the seams till you come undone
I take it all – I take it all with me right
I save it up – I save it up for the fight
I feel the heat
The temperature rising
I'll make you bleed
(yell)
Locked and loaded
Posted 21 June, 2014.
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3.6 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Played this on LSD and I think I saw infinity.
Posted 21 June, 2014.
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10.7 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
It's beautiful, bloody and doesn't make any sense. it's just like my first time and i love it.
Posted 21 June, 2014.
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