Neanderthal
H. neanderthalensis
 
 
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### CS:GO In-Game FAQ for Frustrated Players
1. **Q: Why did you push?**
A: Saw an opportunity and took it.

2. **Q: Why are you walking?**
A: Trying to stay undetected and catch them off guard.

3. **Q: Why did you run?**
A: Needed to reposition quickly, no time to waste.

4. **Q: Why didn't you plant the bomb?**
A: Didn't have the cover I needed to plant safely.

5. **Q: Why are you camping?**
A: Holding an important angle to control the map.

6. **Q: Why didn't you cover me?**
A: Was dealing with another threat, sorry.

7. **Q: Why are you so bad at aiming?**
A: Everyone has bad days, just gotta keep practicing.

8. **Q: Why didn’t you buy armor?**
A: Saving for a more important round.

9. **Q: Why didn’t you defuse the bomb?**
A: Didn't have enough time, had to clear the area first.

10. **Q: Why do you keep dying?**
A: Sometimes the risks don't pay off, part of the game.

11. **Q: Why didn't you call out enemies?**
A: Was focused on the fight, my bad for the lack of comms.

12. **Q: Why are you using that gun?**
A: Fits the current situation best.

13. **Q: Why didn't you save your money?**
A: Needed the gear for this round's strategy.

14. **Q: Why are you AFK?**
A: Quick break, won't make a habit of it.

15. **Q: Why did you flashbang us?**
A: Mistimed it, sorry about that.

16. **Q: Why aren’t you using your mic?**
A: Trying to focus, but I'll work on communicating better.

17. **Q: Why didn't you check your corners?**
A: Missed it in the heat of the moment, will do better.

18. **Q: Why are you always last alive?**
A: Trying to clutch and make the best of the situation.

19. **Q: Why didn’t you rotate faster?**
A: Securing the current area was a priority.

20. **Q: Why are you always at the bottom of the scoreboard?**
A: Scoreboards don't always reflect team contributions.

21. **Q: Why didn't you pick up the AWP?**
A: Not my go-to weapon for this scenario.

22. **Q: Why did you buy a shotgun?**
A: It's effective for close encounters this round.

23. **Q: Why are you lagging?**
A: Temporary issue, usually not a problem.

24. **Q: Why didn’t you peek?**
A: Didn't want to risk it without proper intel.

25. **Q: Why are you using that crosshair?**
A: Works well for my playstyle.

26. **Q: Why didn’t you go B?**
A: Team needed support at A, following the plan.

27. **Q: Why are you trolling?**
A: Focused on winning, no time for that.

28. **Q: Why didn’t you save me?**
A: Tried, but couldn't reach in time.

29. **Q: Why are you so toxic?**
A: Not my intention, just caught in the moment.

30. **Q: Why did you knife him?**
A: Best option at that moment and it looked cool.

31. **Q: Why do you spam?**
A: Keeping them guessing and suppressing their movements. Plus, it's fun.

32. **Q: Why did you leave A?**
A: Thought they were rotating, so I adjusted. Misinformation happens.

33. **Q: Why did you leave B?**
A: Needed to support mid, thought you had B covered. My bad if it wasn't the case.

34. **Q: Why did you leave middle?**
A: Saw an opportunity elsewhere. Adaptability is key.

35. **Q: Why did you peek?**
A: Wanted to gather information and maybe catch someone off guard. Risks sometimes pay off.

36. **Q: Why did you flash?**
A: To blind them and gain an advantage. Sorry if it caught you too.

37. **Q: Why did you smoke?**
A: To block their vision and control the area. It's all about map control.



- ChatGPT 4o




..........but why do you ask why ?
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