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Korean Presidents
1st President - impeached because of rigged election, defected to Hawaii
2nd President - resigns due to coup, sentenced 3 years imprisonment in court-martial
3rd President - wife shot by guy trying to kill him, soon after killed by close adviser
4th President - couldn't control demonstrations, resigns due to Gwangju Massacre after just 8 months in office
5th President - sentenced to death for his role in the Gwangju Massacre, later pardoned
6th President - arrested for bribery after term, imprisoned 17 years for munity and treason during Gwangju Massacre, later pardoned
7th President - economic crisis forcing IMF to step in during term, second son arrested for bribery of intercession and tax evasion
8th President - 5 family members including his 3 sons guilty of bribery
9th President - "slips and dies" while climbing a mountain during investigations for bribery
10th President - brother arrested, wife's cousin arrested, accused of violating real estate laws
11th President - daughter of 3rd president, puppet of a cult leader, impeached

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SilenterS 9 Jan, 2018 @ 7:58pm

@windflower, or you can just have an amazing wet dream!

Windflower 6 Apr, 2017 @ 1:29pm

Many people have asked me, how do you do it Vladimir? How do you achieve hands-free ejaculation and perfect it to the point of folding your semen over a thousand times in order to become so good at playing videogames and watching anime? The answer, like all of you must've heard it over those thousand times by now, is in fact quite not so simple. First you have to really train your prostate and think of it as en extension of your chakra and soul. In order to do so you may need various equipment to help you really activate your autism and enter a what I like to call an "Erratic Sage Mode of Ultimate Semen". Only then will you truly understand the desperation of Hitler during his most tained moments of life.

Windflower 28 Feb, 2017 @ 1:00pm

IF U WERE INVADED BY SWADIA TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE PRISON AT PRAVEN FOR FIGHTING THE LORDS THAT INVADED U!
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portal 12 Aug, 2016 @ 4:40pm

You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute and sweet. I'd take you to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with you, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite you to my home and ravage your hot ass for hours, and forcing my ♥♥♥♥ up your throat so you choked on both the throbbing ♥♥♥♥ and your own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to ♥♥♥ on your cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry you in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from you. I'd wisper "I love you" and give you a tender smile, and cut your throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in your own warm blood, you'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between your lips, then you'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff you into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find your mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

portal 15 Jun, 2016 @ 11:22pm

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|-Standing at the concession-|
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|---Plotting his oppression----|
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