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2 people found this review helpful
1,701.0 hrs on record (1,663.8 hrs at review time)
killin stuff with ole timey guns.
Posted 3 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
272.6 hrs on record (187.2 hrs at review time)
Id recommend the game, but at the same time it has so much work that STILL needs to be done to it.

For one I literally just played where I had a cold.... it kept making my hunger go higher and higher and higher, i wasn't throwing up but damn. It was morning me and my gf start from our camp, we both have colds... we're going to a military base for gear and building supplies, we think were fine, we leave with 10 wolf steaks/chicken breasts between us and 3 bottles of water. LIterally half hour later we're both starved to death, in game, it was only Mid day... between that morning and mid day we had gone through 10 things of food and starved to death... <seems a little busted to me.


Did we need to find tetracycline? Yes.... we had gone through 2 villages and a military outpost and 2 hospitals, didn't find any.


Oh...before we started all this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ we had full health/water/stamina and were sitting on enough food, the reason we didnt bring more? WE DIDNT THINK WED GO THRUOGH 10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STEAKS IN 30 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MINUTES~!~!!
Posted 6 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
34.0 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Big stompy robots .... you need more?
Posted 3 December, 2019.
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6 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
unless you go do a deep dive, everything you read online about this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ false advertising... "battle royal" ya it USED To have that... but because theres no player base the game has Tanked, no people playing it, its a "hunt mode" now where you swim around and i spent 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours looking for weapons and stuff and all that i could find now was the tier 1 pistol and minor health stuff, YOu can't see where you are on the map and the Game is NOT what i thought i was buying... how lame i even posted to my friends group "hey this game looks cool" and posted a link of a youtube video.... You guys looked like you had a hit, you had pro streamers saying they liked it... And then ontop of that You were getting decent word of mouth, dunno how you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that up... i mean ♥♥♥♥... having dr disrespect/lupo/aculite/ and alot of other pro gamers playing it and saying they liked it? For free? how the ♥♥♥♥... Dayz Standalone has better sales and support than this game...
Posted 27 June, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
155.8 hrs on record (141.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Rust is a great game (penis) where you can build (penis) whatever you want to build (penis) And in that time (penis) have great experiences (penis) interacting with other players (penis). Throughout your time (penis) you will have to avoid others, or team (penis) up with players to gather the resources you need (penis) to construct your homes and craftables. (penis).

You will see alot of (penis).
Posted 14 July, 2016.
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