If you are actually wondering if this game is worth buying and not just here for the stupid jokes, I think the answer is no. This is clearly an extremely lazy mobile port. You can't navigate most menus without using the mouse, it still has text trying to make you feel bad for not using boosts(I'm sure they were purchasable on mobile), and its difficulty is clearly set up to make you want to use boosts.

If you've ever thought, even once, that the computer controlled racers in Mario Kart can be cheap when it comes to items, then be prepared for a rough ride. The computer will constantly barrage you with items, especially when getting close to the finish line. One race, I got hit with three items that slow down every racer except the user, in a row.

I bought this for a dollar and I still set up a refund request.

If you are actually wondering if this game is worth buying and not just here for the stupid jokes, I think the answer is no. This is clearly an extremely lazy mobile port. You can't navigate most menus without using the mouse, it still has text trying to make you feel bad for not using boosts(I'm sure they were purchasable on mobile), and its difficulty is clearly set up to make you want to use boosts. If you've ever thought, even once, that the computer controlled racers in Mario Kart can be cheap when it comes to items, then be prepared for a rough ride. The computer will constantly barrage you with items, especially when getting close to the finish line. One race, I got hit with three items that slow down every racer except the user, in a row. I bought this for a dollar and I still set up a refund request.