Das Leben ist zum Lachen da, drum nehm ich Psychopharmaka!

"DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, BUY TORGUE!"

Our Gaben who art at Valve,
Hallowed be thy Steam.
Thy sales come.
Thy updates will be done on client as it is done on the server.
Give us this day our daily free-to-play,
and forgive us our flames,
as we forgive those who troll us,
and lead us not in to hacks,
but deliver us from vac-ban,
for thine is the valve,
and the steam and the ban-hammer,
for ever and ever.
Amen