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*mic drop*
*leaves room*
*walks down two flights of stairs*
*slides on the rail down the third*
*exits building*
*pisses in the planter by the door*
*closes eyes and sprints across the street*
*somersaults into a group of pedestrians*
*notices slightly above average cleavage*
*winks*
*throws a finger at the pile-up in the street*
*crashes through the nearest shop window*
*demands a family-sized pizza, now, right now*
*leans down wiping pizza all over face*
*starts throwing sliced pizza at other guests*
*hears sirens*
*shoves the remaining pizza down pants*
*runs*
*a foot away and sits in a chair*
*bounces on the chair to mash pizza*
*butt is making pizza mash*
*preheating pizza*
*pizza went in butt*
*double stuffed crust pizza eat reverse*
*yummy, jimmy*