老公不在家自己无聊

I bought the latest computer;
it came fully loaded.
It was guaranteed for 90 days,
but in 30 was outmoded!
- The Wall Street Journal passed along by Big Red Computer's SCARLETT
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"If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to
have to get a toehold in the public eye."
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Caution: Keep out of reach of children.
🤥
Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
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"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation!"
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The possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it.
-- Anthony Burgess
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The hieroglyphics are all unreadable except for a notation on the back,
which reads "Genuine authentic Egyptian papyrus. Guaranteed to be at
least 5000 years old."
🙂
Now it's time to say goodbye
To all our company...
M-I-C (see you next week!)
K

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