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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 10:02pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 10:38pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 3:10am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2015 @ 10:04pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2015 @ 11:10pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 3:50am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2015 @ 10:24pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 7:38pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 11:45pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 7:26pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2015 @ 7:41pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 9:28pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 11:10pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2015 @ 8:08pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2015 @ 10:28pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 3:44am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 9:34pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 4:03am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 1:21am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 3:07am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 4:05am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 7:56pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 12:50am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 9:59pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2015 @ 11:43pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 9:33pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2015 @ 9:51pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 8:15pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2015 @ 9:21pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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