Hey man, I couldn't help but notice you didn't ask me how work was on Friday. I'm going to be honest, that's kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. I guess I had the wrong idea about our friendship, but that's ok. I get it now...

Cheeki this, Briiki.

étale ce tube de viande grand ouvert, grand papa

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about artefacts, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Duty, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the freedom, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in zone warfare and I’m the top S.T.A.L.K.E.R in the entire game. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this zone, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying "cheeki briiki" to my faction? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Duty across the zone and no one can hide from bloodsuckers sight so you better prepare for the bleeding out, maggot.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like trains.