Recent reviews by IceTea

one time, i saw two homeless people smoking crack out of a dead mans butthole... that was the wierdest ♥♥♥♥ ive ever seen until a bracken started dry humping a coil head...

i wouldnt recommend buying this game ATM, it has to many issues with performance that i cant even enjoy the game, i dont understand why this game is so heavy on system performance when other games can look better under less load on my cpu and GC than this game. wait till they get the balance figured out unless you have a top tier system. mine is only 2 years old, VR ready but it manages to max out my GC without even trying...

No, don't buy this game unless you have a private server or friends to play with. everyone is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and will kll you for no reason even if your obv a noob and have nothing

If you enjoy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your pants and screaming till you lose your voice, play phasmophobia.

Fun game, don't understand the windowed resolution options though

This game installed adware on my computer

Lets see, i load the game the first time, looking at the controls to see how to run, suddenly hear a noise, oh! a zombie is ♥♥♥♥♥ slapping me, i punch it about 20 times, im gushing blood, its still ♥♥♥♥♥ slapping me, i decide to take off, bleed to death.... respawn, looking in a barn i skip like 3 steps to get down faster, i broke my leg, i crawl about 20 ft, zombie comes and ♥♥♥♥♥ slaps me to death.... respawn next to tree house in the woods, try to climb in it, fall, break leg, crawl for about an hour to find anything to either help me or put me out of my misery (really wish i could just wrap my belt around my neck and strangle myself), find a house finally, zombie comes around the corner and ♥♥♥♥♥ slaps me to death.... respawn.... not exactly a very enticing start to the game... this games been out 6 months and a 1 foot fall will break my legs? what am i carrying around a couple extra heavy sand bags and walking around with my knees locked?