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11 of 35 (31%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

DANNY TREJO

100 kills using machete in melee.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 11:27am

PSYCHO DUNDEE

50 kills using boomerang machete.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 12:40pm

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Taze 200 victims.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 1:37pm

NEUROSURGEON

300 headshot/decap kills.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 10:12am

SCHWARZENEGGER

200 kills using M-60.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 10:33am

EMO

Injure yourself.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2014 @ 11:41am

WOLVERINES R GHEY

50 badgersaw kills.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 10:25am

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 2:00pm

REPO MAN

Return Thegways to the owner
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 2:19pm

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Arrest eco zealots leader.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 1:26pm

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2014 @ 10:34am



CAT WRANGLER

50 kills using cat.

ENTOMOLOGIST

50 kills using bees.

ARSONIST

150 kills using fire.

REAL AMERICAN

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.

CAMELBACK

Piss 100 gallons of urine.

PERSONAL JESUS

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

SUCKTASTIC!

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.

T.J. HOOKER

Arrest 200 perps.

PETA CHAIRMAN

Kill no animals in one playthrough.

STALLONE

Complete game using only melee.

EASTWOOD

Complete game using only the pistol.

I AM THE LAW

Complete Good path without falling off.

KAVORKIAN

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Complete game killing only males.

PRODUCT RECALL

Destroy 50 cars.

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Smash 50 windows.

THERE IS NO SPOON

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.

FAIL ZOMBIE

Respawn 20 times.

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Choose path for the first time.

COMMIES GO HOME!

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.

SCOFIELD

Escape from prison.

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Finish your business with Krotchy.