So are you gonna play Borderlands 2 with the rest of us, or what? I'm recruiting support over here!

Was only ten bucks so I spammed my buddy list.

Your profile page is far too baron, and as your eGuru, I advise you to not focus so much on school and spend more time on relaxing and watching old Bob Ross "The Joy of Painting" episodes. Also, you missed my birthday party. Colby said you'd be here. I wore a nice shirt. It had stitching and some type of flower. Now it lays in the deepest pit of my hamper, and I sit questioning my wardrobe selection....

As someone whome you have never met before, I would advise you to come over tonight for a 2-hour block of "It's Always Sunny" starting at 8pm. Colby, Derek and I will all be here with Bellson, the Czech exchange kid. Also, we have pizza rolls and some kind of cheese that I can't pronounce.

Theres, uh, yeah... no really, um.... (Oh God, where's the toilet?)Uh...Good? Good?! Sure! Good way to, like, say "Check your spam mail for a Steam game invite" or anything,.. but if I was, like, that guy and all....Ah, screw it. Turn the lights off, turn the audio up, and try not to stray from your studies too much. I'm tired, and my cat refuses to get off my pillow.

It is! One of the first times I tried it! :D