Years ago, a boy was born with superhuman strength, telekinesis, and mind blowing sexiness. They decided to name him Jake after the Greek God of Sex and War. He became the best at everything he did especially ass kicking. In school he excelled in all subjects and even majored in badassery. Today this masculine legend still continues his reign of badassness and sexiness that has been unrivaled by anyone in the past 10000 years.