I AM TEH APPLEZORZ FROM CANADIA!! i want to make sex towards you!! in your general direction!! i love all my friends on here!! whether you are a guy or a girl i want to make sweet sweet love to you and have your children! if u think im gay because i tell other guys i want to make sexy to them well then BIG TIME FRIG OFF! cause im not i just like to have fun =] this is super random cause its 5am and im just rambling on!! some day my friends, some day i will travel to aussie/NZ and meet all of u sexies!!

this one time in office i was playing with Bad Brains, and i was trying to get into proj! cause the T's were being a bunch of camping mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! and i threw a nade and it bounced off the wall and BLEW ME UP!! then brains erupted in laughter and thats what sent our friendship into the epic status that it is!! moral of the story. NADE YOURSELVES!!

i've been known to have said a couple, actualy all of these quotes:

COOOCK SUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
BIG TIME!!
Heeeeeeeere We Go!!!
i want to make sex towards you!
i want to grab/touch/pull your dinky
IM NOT AMERICAN IM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CANADIAN!!!

this concludes apple's profile. i will add/take away/edit/make sexy to you in the near future so check back!! and i think i might make an apple fan club soon cause i think its what this world needs.

LOVE YOUR HERO, APPLE/GUAVA/EL CANADIANO/WOELLER!!!!