Valen: Is jackie awake?
Gram: you literally live with him, you tell me
Valen: My phone is in my room tho

Gram: Sometimes just being jugg is enough.
Jugg: Wwjd? Hahaha!
Gram: we can repurpose all those wristbands!
Jugg: I think
Jugg: This is the worst idea ever.

Gram: you wanna tf2?
Jugg: Sort of
Jugg: but I wold really really like to go outside
Jugg: it's lovely out there
Gram: ahh, lucky, it's been raining all day
Jugg: No. ♥♥♥♥ you. We've had rain for like...I dunno, 8 months?
Jugg: So this is our small reward.

Valen: How much do you like puke?
Jackie: huh...?
Valen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ygBevuobRiI
Jackie: saw it
Valen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbC5qCdwpDg
Jackie: saw it
Valen: Sicko
Jackie: you're the one showing them to me
Valen: SHUT UP YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SICKO DONT PUT THIS ON ME

Valen: Start dating a girl
Valen: she has a twin
Valen: MAH BAWLS

Valen: Look out your window at night, eyeballs look back at you
Gram: i'd die
Valen: laughing?

Valen: WHY IS MY BABY SO COLD
Valen: WHY WONT HE EAT HIS FOOD
Valen: WHY IS MY BABY BLUE

Valen: I do more damage the lower my health is?
Valen: Did somebody say eat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥?

Jackie: I got Tomb Raider and Bioshock!
Valen: All I heard was "I got bad games and I'm proud of it."
Jackie: Sorry I don't speak jealous.

"want me to go to bed so you can use the tv?"
BETTER GET UP THOSE STEPS

Camphors: How is your day?
Valen: Well im sitting in my underwear buying games
Valen: the usual
Valen: I AINT ADDICTED
Camphors: Lol sounds like my life

Valen: "Shouldnt we call the cops?"
Valen: "No I wanna keep talking about his ♥♥♥♥"

Valen: what do you know about 4hours of sleep?
Valen: rekt

Valen: I like how I can kill 8 poeple and no one gives a ♥♥♥♥, but if I kill 14 it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ folk song.

"We should--- HES EATING OUR LASAGNA! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"

Valen: Hows the Salt Mines?

Valen: Got fired from work because I said I wouldnt service minorities
Valen: Imma sue
Gram: For discrimination based on your discrimination

Valen: "Some very good debating from the President, now how do you respond?"
Valen: "Nah, Im right"
Gram: Televised debate, "nah, that's gay as hell."
Valen: "And what of the allegations that you had sex with your secretary?"
Valen: "Hoe had it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."

Gram: dude I was laughing at that RE6 intro, he was jerking that chick around so hard, and she was like for sure seriously injured, but he just kept on flinging her around like some dead seal.
The Whizzard: "it'll be okay. here, eat this random green herb we found in the backseat of a cop car."
Gram: It would honestly be more believable if it was weed, and she took massive hits and was like, ite, let's do it
The Whizzard: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Leon are you seeing this ♥♥♥♥ too??"
Gram: This whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ highway just exploded, man. Like no way
The Whizzard: Leon: "HANDLE YOUR ♥♥♥♥ HELENA"

Valen: YOU BUILD YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COMPUTER YET
Gram: tomorrow, had to buy windows today
Valen: HAPPY MOTHERSDAY TO ME MY OWN COMPUTER
Valen: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ gram, get your life together man

About Harambe:
Valen: Shoot the black kid!
Zookeeper: Which one?!

Ketamarine: oh gee... a perfectly peaceful residence... it would be a shame if someone.... murdered the ♥♥♥♥ out of everyone to farm EXP...
Ketamarine: I am levelling up while trashing people's houses plants = 50 EXP, and whatever they have in their bathrooms starts a chain reaction 150 XP!
Ketamarine: level 10 by strafing out their windows. so *that's* how you make a hyperdrive...