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19 of 27 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

What You Always Wanted

Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2013 @ 1:49pm

Shoplifting

Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2013 @ 2:56pm

Remorse

Remembered it's wrong to steal.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2013 @ 1:29pm

Win-win-win-win-win-win-win

Everyone reached the bottom.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2013 @ 2:03pm

Corruption

Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2013 @ 2:03pm

Well Done

Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2013 @ 2:26pm

Royal Buffet

Where did the King go anyway?
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2013 @ 6:09am

Weight of the Beast

The scale reveals a baleful figure.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2013 @ 3:20pm

Fire In The Hole

3 die by the Miner's hand.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2013 @ 12:29pm

Such Bad Children

Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2013 @ 3:48pm

Smells Like Team Spirit

Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2013 @ 4:58pm

To Soothe A Savage Beast

Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2013 @ 11:42am

A Midsummer Knight's Thieve

Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2013 @ 2:48pm

Funnier Than a Burning Carnival

Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2013 @ 3:13pm

It Belongs In a Museum

Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2013 @ 5:16pm

God Bless Us, Every One

Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2013 @ 4:11pm

Prevenge

Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2013 @ 11:09am

Learn to Stop Worrying

Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2013 @ 1:06pm

Grand Theft Karma

Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2013 @ 1:36pm



Who Wants to Live Forever

Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.

Redemption

Saw the good in everyone.

The Whole Story

Collector of forgotten dreams.

Walk Like An Adventurer

Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.

Hazardous Work Environment

Slipped, where wet.

Embrace Impermanence

Broke bridges.

Creamed Corn

Food-based destruction.

Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies

Peered into everyone's fate.