https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb32Ego033o
Hi my name is Dad, would you like to ride on my magic pony with some helpings on the side? My pony is white and magical and it can fly in the sky so high you might die if you fall, but what is life without a little LSD laced with MnM's on the side? You ride my pony, you ride it slowly then you jumble and rumble up with a little shimbumble and a few karumbles with a few spanks on the butt to arouse bloodular circulation in the elephants rumps and it becomes so tight, so tight it hurts. You get off and you squirt all over the purple nurples which used to be butt cheeks you once seen while riding on a magical unicorn soaring through the skies without a care in the world leaving behind traces of smoking ecstasy and peeing beautiful rainbows all over the seven seas. But what is ObamaCare without a few ripples and nipples and dripples of milk on the side? The political situation of our nation is so erotic it makes us seem so pompous like a big ass with no room to poo. It's so big, it's so sexy, but it smells so bad- the center of attention with no competition and then we transition onto the scene at hand. My band is a llama with no sea of desert positioned at Al Kharid with no scenery at hand except a player whom I spit on and kick without a lick of care because I know he won't hurt me I wasn't designed to die you see!

9:31 PM - Noodles: welcome
9:31 PM - Noodles: home
9:31 PM - Noodles: daddy
9:31 PM - Dad: ty son

2:18 AM - DaD: MIRRRGLIPPP
2:18 AM - DaD: GO TO BED D;<
2:18 AM - scott pilgrim: Don't make me delete you
2:19 AM - scott pilgrim: You're running the movie I'm watching

Sunday, October 26, 2014
2:14 PM - David Robinson: arts sharts on my parts like darts cummin outta his ass
2:14 PM - David Robinson: no stoppin dis sharrage of poo
2:14 PM - David Robinson: doo-doo comin out like rockets of poo
2:15 PM - David Robinson: ooo~
2:15 PM - David Robinson: Served.

12:00 AM - Tree: wow
12:00 AM - Tree: AND U CALL US RACIST D;<
12:01 AM - Chickens or Dogs: Artifical Wing: Its supposed to be cod advanced warfare
12:01 AM - Chickens or Dogs: Artifical Wing: The only one that's racist here is you
12:01 AM - Chickens or Dogs: Artifical Wing: For searching for racism links

9:59 PM - Dad: Fapping helps me with stress
10:00 PM - Scott Pilgrim: Dota helps me with nothing
10:08 PM - Dad: wot
10:08 PM - Dad: WOT
10:08 PM - Dad: das y ufap while dota ing
10:08 PM - Dad: u seen dat queen of pain ass/
10:08 PM - Dad: mhmmh
10:08 PM - Scott Pilgrim: It's actually hurting my grades alot
10:09 PM - Dad: LOL HOW
10:09 PM - Scott Pilgrim: I'm probably going to stop playing for awhile
10:09 PM - Dad: we don't even play dat much
10:09 PM - Scott Pilgrim: not dota but like
10:09 PM - Scott Pilgrim: everything in general
10:09 PM - Dad: life is hurting ur grades
10:09 PM - Scott Pilgrim: my worth ethic is
10:09 PM - Dad: worth ethic


10:08 PM - MegaHaos™: u mamorizin dat play?
10:08 PM - netflix: no
10:08 PM - netflix: I'm going to bed
10:08 PM - MegaHaos™: go 2 bed bich
10:08 PM - MegaHaos™: yep
10:08 PM - netflix: lol
10:08 PM - MegaHaos™: U KNEW IET WUZ COMIN
10:08 PM - MegaHaos™: D;< MY ♥♥♥♥♥ NEVER DISOBEYS
10:09 PM - MegaHaos™: go offline so i kan copy n paste dis to netflix users worldwide
10:09 PM - MegaHaos™: newtflix is my ♥♥♥♥♥
10:09 PM - netflix is now Offline.

8:44 PM - ND13: I'm going to stop talking to you know

1:32 AM - MegaHaos™: i need to inspect his ass
1:32 AM - Dad: ur gay dude
1:32 AM - Dad: why wud u want to do dat

11:19 PM - Scott: lets be honest
11:19 PM - spooky skeleton: no ur a compulsive liar
11:19 PM - Scott: no one can be as bad as 40 minute wards
11:19 PM - spooky skeleton: yeah
11:19 PM - spooky skeleton: that's true

1:56 AM - LtExcalibur: i've been wearing this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for aday and a half for some reason