And so it was written in the holy book of Mathew...

"A hungry man shall go to the kitchen, and find something to eat in the fridge.
Or beer."
And the LORD spoke to man:
"This shall be your beer."
And man drank. And it was good.
And the LORD spoke:
"A man shall not be drunk by the first beer, nor the second."
And so it happened.
And the LORD spoke again to man:
"Drink, for only bavarian beer shall be called beer.For I am the LORD, thy beer. You shall not have other beer beside me."

Now go and spread the word of beer.

And so it happened. And it was good.