After a good game in cs2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a cs2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was vegan. Don't trust this guy.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⡿⢄⠀⡰⣣⣀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠄⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⣿⣹⣡⣭⣷⣀⣀⣤⡾⣄⢠⣿⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠁⠈⠙⡓⠏⠀⠙⠿⠵⢴⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡌⠬⢿⣉⠓⠻⠦⠤⠚⢦⡀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠐⠳⣶⣿⣇⢄⡞⠣⠋⠔⠂⠀⠀⠂⠃⣷⣀⢀⡀⠀
⠀⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣦⡇⠀⡧⠄⠀⠀⢀⠀⣰⣿⡿⠋⠉⠀
⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠁⣾⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠿⠋⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⢿⣿⣯⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⡆⢀⠄⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀
⡰⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡂⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠖⠛⠛⠛⠂⠑⠢⠄
⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢀⣀⢣⡔⠒⠋⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠘⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠿⠷⠮⠤⠤⠧⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣤⡾⡟⢠⣶⣾⣿⡑⡀⠻⠋⠉⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿
⢀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠁⠰⣋⢫⢲⡇⠛⠄⠄⢀⣠⣤⣉⠻⠿⠟
⣿⣿⣟⣋⣉⣁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣆⣂⡕⠼⠂⠉⣿⣿⣗⣻⠟⠁
⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢸⢋⡁⢊⠒⣲⡶⠊⢁⣴⣿⣦⣦
⠄⠄⠙⠻⣿⡟⠄⡆⢸⣧⣾⣶⣤⣤⣾⡿⠿⡻⣻⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⣥⣾⠿⣛⢰⡿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣶⣶⣿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠲⣵⣟⢅
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⡟⠋⣠⣤⣤⣍⡑⠿⢉⠟
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠟⢁⣠⣤⣶⣤⣄⡀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⠉⠿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠹⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠈⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇

+rep skilled gamer, tactical genius, let's strategize for more victories

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