RDLN's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:41am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:15am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:58am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:46am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:53am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:57am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 9:11am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:07am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:09am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:42am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:29am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:46am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:45am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:44am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:56pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:32am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 5:06am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:50am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000