Recent reviews by Boyd

OK. Lets begin.
Me and my friend bought this game mainly because of the trailer - 1) the graphics looked good l 2) We thought that the game had an actual story to it. Now lets snap back to reality.

Soon after buying the game we realised that we were scammed.
The main menu was buggy. The cursos was barely working. Couldn't change the graphics and was playable only in windowed mode. The next might contain *** SPOILERS *** if there are any in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ digital cancer of a game.

Gameplay :
* Strange mechanics. I have a decent rig but still the camera was moving weird.
* We played co-op and soon realised that you play as a 80year old woman or man because you can sprint for 10 meters at a time.
* Soon we meet the first NPC (Only friendly NPC). His name is Cyrus and he asks you riddles. That is about the extent of his role in the game, oh and he gives you quests that make no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense.
* The mobs - thse concept was cool - one of them moves in the dark and stops when you flash your flashlight at it and another one attacks you if it sees you in the light. However, every good thing in this game has a bad side - there are missions in which these mobs spawn in bunches (bug possibly) and it is not possible to complete the mission.
* OH YEAH AND - the most important thing - THERE ARE LESS THAN 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MISSION IN THIS DOWNLOADABLE SCAM. We managed to finish the game in 2hrs or so. And there is nothing more to do.

Pros:
* The concept of the mobs is cool.
* We had a good laugh about how we hot scammed.
* It is nice to laugh about some of the bugs.
* Steam was kind enough to give us back our money. :)
* Water looked cool.
* Almost forgot the best thing - the trading cards were some what expensive he-he


Cons /ugh../ :
* ♥♥♥♥ mouse control.
* Only 3 NPC's in the game - 2 mobs and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cyrus.
* No story
* Trailer is a fake and has ABSOLUTELY nothing incommon with the actual game. / I like early access games and I like to see how they updated and so on but keep in mind that this isn't one of them/
* 3 - 5 missions with no story.
* Monsters sometimes spawn in illogical groups - if there is a monster who stops when you shine a light on him and a monster who attacks you when you shine a light on him in a small area it is not possible to go through it and sometimes they do not stop when you shine your flashlight,
* The PRICE of the game.


Verdict - You can buy this game only for the trading cards and if you and your friend (never play this ♥♥♥♥ alone - too boring) like a good laugh about a game which makes no sense,
When we bought this game we sort of got scammed because we thought we were buying something different judging by the trailer - As Cyrus would say - "Fools don't deserve hapiness"

Pros:
*Addictive
*Simple
*Good competitive mode
*Skins!


Cons:
*Can't zoom with many weapons
* Russian kids