this one time I invited lep over for christmas dinner and he said that he was delighted and that he'd bring me a gift so i got really excited and made room under my christmas tree for his gift and spent all day making a christmas dinner that had turkey and mashed potatoes and peas and onion buns and stuffing and dressing (like stuffing but creamier) and then he finally came and i said "i thought you bought a gift" and he said "my presence is my present" and I killed him and put the body under the tree but after a few days he woke up because he was actually in a coma and knocked over my christmas tree and it fell on top of my new playstation my mom got me for christmas

this one time he tripped me when we were walking down the slope that lead to miss croausers music class and i told the teacher on him and he got a lunch detention and he got angry and stole my favorite pokemon card (scyther) out of my locker during recess the next day and i told the teacher on him again and the teacher made everyone clean out their lockers but they couldnt find my card and i never got it back and i told my mom and my mom got mad at me for taking my pokemon cards to school because i was supposed to leave them at home and then she took away my playstation

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