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Recent reviews by Boat Anchor

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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
40.9 hrs on record (29.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Just like DayZ. Only I'm pretty sure nobody is buying it off them and finishing it.

....well.... I wouldn't anyway and I love buying broken things and trying to fix them.
Posted 18 June, 2021. Last edited 19 January, 2023.
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2.0 hrs on record
In the 2 hours I've played thus far.... I've been yelled at in russian more during those 2 hours than my entire lifetime up until then. Combined.

10/10 would recommend for russian lessions
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
7.2 hrs on record
10/10 living in Canada simulator
Posted 22 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
201.5 hrs on record (104.4 hrs at review time)
I blame this game for the start of my cyberpunk addiction

10/10
Posted 22 May, 2020. Last edited 19 June, 2022.
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134.9 hrs on record (42.0 hrs at review time)
I went from curious - optimistic - concerned - feeling accomplished - terrified - laughing - all in a span of about 14 minutes.

The harder difficulties are insane , and often just a pleasure to... experience would be the right word.
Posted 1 July, 2019. Last edited 19 June, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
527.0 hrs on record (278.1 hrs at review time)
Had it all. A great girl, successful business enterprise, renown throughout my province, wealth, a great physique...

Then I played this and lost everything. On top of that, I’m also terrible at this game as well.

10/10 - would ruin my life again to play as a peasant that constantly gets taken as a prisoner over and over.
Posted 15 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
84.3 hrs on record (67.8 hrs at review time)
I love chasing around marine life in the water with a knife and slashing them over and over again. It fires me right up and is a major rush!!

Once I’m done that, I like to play subnautica to relax myself and calm down a bit. The environment is beautiful!!

15/10 - well worth taking a break from stabbing marine life.
Posted 21 March, 2019.
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3 people found this review funny
49.3 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I like my female protagonists just like my coffee.

Strong....independant....and black.

10/10
Posted 2 February, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
17.3 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
I learnt that "sayonara" is Japanese for..... go die!

15/10 Japanese language lessions
Posted 25 November, 2018. Last edited 21 March, 2019.
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29.8 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game has terrified me many times. It's a blast to play at night in the dark. I've wrecked several pairs of pants and have scared my neighbours dog a couple of times.

9/10 recommend for constipation relief.
Posted 20 July, 2017.
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