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I'm an elf trapped in a human body.

My friend explained the whole thing to me. He told me he was a wolf trapped in a human body, and that this happens to a lot of people, and that I probably also was something trapped inside of a human body.

After buying these books he told me to buy (he wouldn't lend me his copies, for some reason), I read them, did all the meditation stuff, and found out that I have an elf soul.

Looking back, I guess it was pretty obvious that I had an elf soul, because I really like trees, people say I'm serene and wise, and I really don't like dwarfs. Also, I like to drink blood.

He told me that I should get surgery done, so that I could be freed from my "false form" and be able to live my "true life." He then tried to bite my throat.

Are they're any elves-in-human-bodies here like me? I'd really like to hear your advice and to hear what kind of surgery you got.

Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater for 8 seconds and had she must have enjoyed it..but I didn't.