A women named Ms.Guenther that was 10000000000000 pounds sat on me, she thought i was a chair then i started to scream, i stopped breathing and Ms.Guenther farted on my classmate Eric, he is retarded and he has bathroom problems, like pooping in his pants at night, his mom always change his diapers every time he sleeps. Eric likes to play with little boys. He almost made a little boy go up the mountain on Ms.Guenther's butt. Her butt Smells like French fries, she likes to play with French fries. she is very kind, she sat on me because i was nice to her, if she sits on you, poke her butt and it will explode. it is like a huge balloon.!!!