T-pose! Sorry, I was just asserting my dominance… So you’re new here, right? Heh, I’ve noticed you’re a bit small there, you’re a little bit of a quiet potato. Me, I’m a big Chungus as you can see. Yeah, I’m in the band, uh, I play the trumpet. Yeah and maybe a little bit of trombone, y’know? If I’m feeling it, yeah? Do you go on Reddit? Do you like Rick and Morty? Me too! Do you watch callmecarson?

this mf shoots in sea of thieves like he tyrone holdin a blicky sideways finna fade a ♥♥♥♥♥ from down the block

This is Sam’s mum.
I have taken control of all his gaming accounts and he will not be getting them back. In addition, I will also be deleting this account and reporting all of you to the gaming authorities.
This is not the son I raised. I raised my son to be respectful and to be a good Christian - not a " ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." Dank memes has ruined him, and he now refers to himself as "Commander StarNymph the 69th: Lord of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" and a "Golden God of the downtown meme scene". You nerds did this to him and I am putting an end to it. If he refuses to live a worthwhile life, then I will live his life for him.
Goodbye, and I hope your parents are as disappointed in you as I am disappointed in my son.