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hey smash! what's up buddy! it's been a while! how are you? how's the wife and kids? great!

listen buddy, i'm in a bit of a bind. can you loan me 800 dollars? it's a one time thing. i went into some bad investments with some friends, then i mortgaged the house, and i thought i could get it all back at the casinos - boy was i wrong! but i'm pretty confident that if i had 800 dollars, i could set things straight, and maybe i'll use the extra money after some solid investments to buy your wife a new pearl necklace.

anyway, it was good hearing from you. take care!

don't shoot me please

fan gonna get his head bust

he gon get his head buss

OKAY IDIOT