"Where do you find this ♥♥♥♥?!?!?!"-Shadowprime

"No ♥♥♥♥ shirlock, glad u solved this one for us"- Shadowprime


"{тя} Arbeon: i am going to die -_-
{тя} Onwardparasites: GO AWAY IM WALKING ON SOLAR FLARES!
{тя} Arbeon: Da ♥♥♥♥?"

"{тя} Onwardparasites: I'll break it off in their ass
Le' SpyCrab: LOL" - Me and Term talking about Butt Scratchers

"SHAD GAVE ME HEP C!" - Me

"NO I CAN'T BREAK A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIFTY!" - Stephen Lynch

"Get some binoculars and look.
I dont own binoculars
Then get a telescope!
Yeah beacuse if I don't own binoculars I own a telescope." - Shadow and Me

"Situations change, people dont" - Gary

*Onward runs onto the screen* "IMMA GO HUMP THAT ROCK!" "And then people would be like wtf?" - Gary talking about making a game out of me.

"{тя} Onwardparasites: I also want a mutated elf...
{тя} Onwardparasites: Or one that has been imbred for 7 generations." - Me

"Aliens aren't invading Freeman, you're just being paranoid. The mailman not spying on you Freeman, you're just being paranoid. There is no society of anti-pamorphic frog people living in the sewer Freeman, you're just being paranoid. Owls can't read youre thoughts Freeman, you're just being paranoid." - Gordon Freeman

"Onwardparasites: Hay un gato en los pantalones rascarse hasta las pelotas"
"Hasko97: Like I said, we're going for a serious name for a clan of gamers. not a cult of bestiality porn addicts"