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Not Jacked
$1000 Net Worth
Overwhelmingly Negative
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan. I just don't want you to do some crazy ♥♥♥♥. Like eating snakes out of vagina.
Long story so I will keep it short. Back in the day I really loved this girl (lets call her PinEye) Pin and I did everything together, eat snakes out of her vagina, go for walks but most importantly enjoy eating halal meals. I composed a song that I was going to serenade her with at her school graduation (we went to different schools) Out of nowhere she broke up with me as I did not drive a mustang and that was a really big issue for her. 1 week before Grad and my heart has been broken, so I go to a nightclub and get really drunk and cry to the bartender (helped the healing process) and then got carried home by my friends.