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Glasy 24 Jul @ 9:05am

-Rep After a good game in Mordhau, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great duels and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a Mordhau lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

kia 16 Jul @ 3:59am

u wot m8? wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper ♥♥♥♥♥ pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt.

Fried 29 Jun @ 8:03pm

u wot m8? wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper ♥♥♥♥♥ pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt.

kia 14 Jun @ 6:45am

♥♥♥♥♥ sickkk cu_nttttttt

kia 20 May @ 7:53pm

Eminem goes hard

kia 16 Jan @ 7:23am

would smash a bowl with this fellow

kia 9 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09am

come ova wit some frozen chicken schnitzel pls my bro

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3216 31 May, 2023 @ 6:57am

father >> mum is asking for child support so i smacked her out with a 1 tap?!... WHAT DO I DO

Liquid 5 Feb, 2023 @ 7:23pm

A dying man once said "He who changes his life, Lives more than one who stays the path" With this sage wisdom this mans proceeded to change he's steam account so many times It has become Incomprehensible to know truly how much he has mastered. I firmly believe that my boy here has an iron grip of reality and can bend it to he's will. I've seen players on the opposite team to him suddenly disconnect and two days later I see missing persons reports on the news. He's power terrifies me. But I am awe stricken each time he graces my games with he's presence

ุ 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:30am

I wish i am this man

Snow 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:16pm

happy new year bruvva, merry late christmas

Lothudus 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Merry Christmas!

Snow 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:52am

sickkunt

Lothudus 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Risky 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

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3216 12 Jul, 2021 @ 10:43pm

dad

maino 6 Apr, 2021 @ 8:05pm

This guy is a gamer

Snow 24 Dec, 2020 @ 6:57am

merry christmas brother

Snow 14 Nov, 2020 @ 5:49pm

You tryna get banged, ♥♥♥♥?

Housekey 13 Nov, 2020 @ 4:06pm

It’s 2036. Your mom was an e girl with an onlyfans and your dad is a sadboi guitarist. 98% of the Caucasian male students in school are named Aiden. Every afternoon you come home to check on Mom because she still thinks posting memes about wanting to die are in. She sees you pull out your homework and you sigh. “No, mom. I don’t want to listen to Lo-Fi beats to study and relax to.” She looks mildly disappointed but perks up again. “No horror trap/witch house either,” you interrupt. SadDad walks in and pats you on the back, but not before saying “Aye, fam. You look a little upset, u wanna go get a face tat?”

3216 20 Oct, 2020 @ 8:11am

dog rat man but i still love him? hmm

boink 5 Sep, 2020 @ 12:45am

<3

vedia 12 Aug, 2020 @ 4:42pm

hawt

darth chungwa 12 Apr, 2020 @ 8:10pm

luv u son

Risky 6 Mar, 2020 @ 7:12pm

If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

Blindy 6 Mar, 2020 @ 1:05am

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rocket league sometime its a really cool car game with a lot of ♥♥♥♥ moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo..

Silentpepe 4 Jun, 2019 @ 5:24pm

After a good game in DBD, i added him because he like like a cool guy.
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great DBD and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a DBD party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house,
he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Do not trust this guy

Blindy 10 Mar, 2019 @ 7:39pm

+++++Rep ohhhhh yeah cheers styxy