PieMan became well known in the Wolfenstein:ET community between 2006 and 2013 having been voted 'Most Likely To Have The Biggest Penis' 7 consecutive years running; a record in modern video gaming. PieMan's penis actually burst onto the ET scene long before PieMan himself did, due to large as-yet-immeasurable portions of it existing in a future time-line.

PieMan's manhood has long been the subject of gaming folklore, with several members of the ET community claiming to have passed out merely through reading a written description of its size. Others have suggested that PieMan is not actually a man with an enormous penis at all, but a penis with a man attached to it. Though the whispers and rumblings of gaming's underbelly disagree somewhat on the origins of PieMan's gigantic pole, they are unanimous in their overall verdict: PieMan's ♥♥♥♥'s massive.

Following ET's demise, PieMan went on to have the biggest penis in several other online fps games and currently holds the award in CS:GO, where players have been known to self-kill both in and outside of the game whenever PieMan connects to their server. Reports that a Vietnamese gamer self-immolated in protest of PieMan's penis' increased server load are unconfirmed at the time of writing.

When he's not busy writing about himself in the third person, PieMan can most often be found with your mother whilst in possession of an enormous phallus.