Análises recentes de Denny Crane

This product was announced in 2013 (a Democrat's administration) and only released today. The moment I saw that Unity logo I foresaw this would be a refund. Unresponsive buttons on the menu, random things (like zombie minions being put somewhere else on the map when you reload from defeat) that will then cause problems that were impossible to avoid. I say again, there should be a warning label for video games that use Unity. All the animations look the same - like paper shadow puppets or cardboard cutouts.
There are some positive things too. For one, there are moral choices (I encountered only one before the refund request) which seem to add something to this video game but with no indication how they affect the character you play; the apparent abundance of pop culture references that go over this old man's head; and the idea of controlling your own zombie army.
This video game is not terrible. Only held back by an inferior, poor-man's video game "engine."

Interesting concept. But as if we wouldn't have the nukes to take down the alien bastards. Part of this video game is figuring out buttons, and what allows what; when there is no clear identification where to go you are mashing buttons hoping to achieve SOMETHING.
I should have known this would be refunded from the title screen. When I saw the word "Unity" my gut sank. There should be a warning label on video games that use this inferior video game engine. Do not buy this video game. Refund requested. Denny Crane.

Flying space ships is fun, not to mention that every time I killed a "Rebel" it felt like I was killing a Democrat or "Progressive." Buy it. Denny Crane.

This video game should be played for many reason. One of them is is that it is fun to play with lots of gore, violence, blood and open maps to fully explore. The other reason is that this video game can be seen as a metaphor for the dangers of Democrats and Socialists. Both of them are blood-sucking parasites that will take everything from you leaving you a dried out husk. Where in the video game, the player tries to occupy a space station or something, in real life, Democrats and Socialists illegally occupy whole city blocks leaving ruin in their wake.
If you don't want parasitic monsters, pedophile-former-Vice-Presidents as President, nor two-face-hypocritical women as your leaders, then vote Trump in 2020. Denny Crane.

What a glorious time it was to be alive then. Men were men and woman were women (although now we can get 'em bigger busts). The idea of aliens invading came from the ol' "Red Scare." The Communists were a threat and yet they were so poor. Today the neo Communists are a threat and get their funding from the Democrats and their parents'-enabling handouts.
Destroy all Democrats (humans)! Denny Crane.

I've been told this is a very detailed "remaster" of the original. From my perspective however this is a very fun video game. See an enemy, blow them up. Shoot them until they're dead. None of this peace-talking-hippie nonsense. And you can play as the bad guys too. Hours of play and a way to shoot your enemy (be they Democrat or... well let's just shoot some Democrats) and loads of little details. Denny Crane.

A video game where I get to punish sissies, Democrats, Socialists, Communists and namby-pambies? There are guns, violence, warfare, strategy, manipulation, rubbing salt into a wound you created, zombies and LOTS of ways to customize EVERYTHING. This video game is brand new and is multiplayer, that apparently means when it first releases it will need some serious balancing of powers from both sides. Play it now or give it a few months for the developers to finalize the tracks this video game will be going. Denny Crane.

What do Democrats, Socialists, sissies, namby-pambies, and Communists all have in common? They all die by my zombies, mutants and cameras. Denny Crane.

Guns, guns and more guns! What we are witnessing is truth in action: "Guns can solve all the world's problems. Whether killing Russians (Commies) or Democrats (sissies), guns ARE the answer. Denny Crane.

Such a fantastical idea. This sends me right back to my youth, with the serial movies and foreign threats. For you younger ones, this is like playing Indian Jones, or for people of my generation Allan Quatermain. Guns, mummies, loot, ancient tombs and taming the noble savages. Denny Crane.