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Denny Crane may be a Christian, but that doesn't mean I don't have thick skin. I have had to change my review based only what I have played so far. The "cinematics" seem cheap and as if placeholders. Sound is terribly mixed, with voices being overshadowed by other noises and music. Graphic bugs and my minor issues with the physics of the game, make this a work in progress. The first game was rough around the edge, but still polished. The sequel is at best an "alpha" version.

In all honestly the video game is amazing. Guns and hunting. How American can you get? However, after having bought the most expensive version, I start the game on release, to find out there is an in game store. This store asks me to shill out MORE of my easily earned money for more content.
Combined with the miscommunications about the available versions of the game, and this in game store (content that should ALREADY be included with the Monster Rance edition) shows bad business practice. No matter how good a game is, treating their customers like this makes the game unrecommended by Denny Crane.

You can move and jump like those kids who acrobat around walls and roofs, and you can kill Zombies (mindless Democrats). The "graphics" look spectacular. Denny Crane.

Free. Free. And guns. Lots of guns. Fast paced, and lots of guns. Denny Crane.

Controls are clunky, real money gets you wins and Denny Crane doesn't know what kind of vampires these are.

Of course Denny Crane loves this game. Guns, girls in their underwear and genuine fright. Not just your simple jump-scares, but actual horror. Buy this or forever be known as a namby-pamby.
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The wholesome entertainment Disney puts out is something Denny Crane can approve of. Rogue programs (Democrats) are trying to take over a computer world from the rightful owners (Republicans). Fast paced battles are nothing to laugh at.

Denny Crane says buy this, and play it through development. Worth every single penny. Denny Crane approved.

The makers of this video game play the "small company" card way too often. It is used to cover up they don't understand their own video game and how to fix it. Frankenstein's monster. They created something with "stunning visuals" and yet don't know how to make it work correctly.
Denny Crane says, don't buy this game.

Denny Crane still ain't afraid of no ghosts. But to BE a ghost? Simply fun. Fun for the whole family, politically safe and just charming. This game proves there are still game makers out there who put all their heart and... soul into their projects. Support these fine people. Denny Crane says it is well worth it.