Évaluations récentes de Denny Crane

There is a video game titled "X-Com: Enemy Unknown." Attack of the Earthlings plays exactly like that except the rolls are reversed. Every enemy and ally has a turn to take and things must be planed out strategically ahead of time as timing in this video game is important. Gore is almost nonexistent, violence is of the level of most cartoons for the kiddies, but the language for sure earns this video game a rating fit for teens or adults.
The one REAL downside is they use that r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d "engine" called Unity. It is evident all over from the lack of multiple events, the inability to remember scene changes after reloading a "saved" session, and my favorite evidence (sarcasm) the cheaply animated movies or "cut scenes" that look like paper or cardboard with just the camera changing angles to give the appearance of subtle movement. A cheap trick used by a cheap "engine." It's like the Socialists/Democrats: they claim everything is happiness and have brainwashed other idiots to zealously fight FOR them, but when you see it in action it never fails to disappoint performance-wise.
Junkfish can be credited with making the most out of nothing and they did. A fun adventure, that can just as easily be titled "Attack of the Soyboys." Either way, it is the duty of the superior species to wipe out the infection. Denny Crane.

Denny Crane here,
Before, I gave this video game a positive rating. I was honestly very impressed with how much it made sissies and namby-pambies cry. However, apparently they cried too loud? The main concern the "Scavengers" had was that they were being killed too quickly. Any real adult would say they need to learn not to expose themselves so easily. Instead the developers (Canadians - which makes sense now - Socialist sissies) decided to give the "Scavengers" a second life. Instead of learning to be better, "Scavengers" now get an extra chance.
What's the solution to negotiating with a terrorist? To the Canadians apparently it is to give in to their demands. Unless they remove this second life "recycling" (is the official name) and stop giving into the sissies, you can expect many people to just quit. Including me. They have until this video game leaves "early access." Tick-tock.

Although there is a "cute" art style to the look of this video game, it cannot be denied that you still feel like you are controlling an army of the undead (Democrats, Socialists and Liberals). The controls are simple so it is easy to get a hang on how to play; but afterward, detailed customization with your various weapons, talismans and home-crypt allows you to create the necromancer of your dreams. Not to mention that this video game is not short to play through.
Simple in presentation but deep in play style, this video game can become very addictive. Denny Crane.

This video game is fantastic. I can shoot guns, kill Liberal-hippies and defeat giant monsters. It is only in its infancy and very fun with MANY choices to chose from. Play it. Denny Crane.

Denny Crane here. First, yes I do highly recommend this video game. If you have ever seen the classic George A. Romero zombie movies, this video game fits in very well. If you have ever played any of the Tell Tale video games based on the Walking Dead, then this video game makes sense more so.
Allow me however to translate most of the negative critques:
1. This video game is too expensive = I am too poor or mommy and daddy won't give me money to buy it.
2. This video game has no story = I have no patience to play past the first level.
3. The "horde meter" won't lessen after a quiet period = I cannot play strategically or quietly.
4. This video game runs terribly = My computer box is old and [see point 1.] to buy a new computer box.
If you enjoy zombie apocaplypse-style playing, surviving and not just running and gunning, if you enjoy zombies that are an actual threat without being mutant monsters, buy this video game. I don't recommend bad video games.
Denny Crane.

This video game is a fantastic example of the reason for further defense spending. Whether it is aliens or illegal aliens we need to protect ourselves. Gun, explosions and more explosions. Denny Crane.

Denny Crane here. I cannot say too much due to the fact that it might spoil some things for others. Yes, this is based on real events and yes Democrats and Liberals are inferior people. This video game will attack you, the player. It is not just a video game. There is no safe space here.
On a final note, this video game doesn't end once you've completed it... that is all I can say without giving away too much.

I cannot recommend this video game. I am a fan of the genre though - War for the Overworld, and Evil Genius. A game like those are streamline and allow a way to exercise creativity while your minions fill rolls to complete tasks that need doing. In MachiaVillain, you have to micromanage EVERY LITTLE THING to the point where your minions are practically useless. Instead of thinking how to design your evil mansion, you spend time trying to figure out a clunky control system. The tutorial is nowhere near adequate and does not explain things properly.
That brings me to my next problem. A common theme I see in the nerd community is the inablity to communicate. So -for example- when you make a video game about building an evil mansion and managing your monster minions, you build the video game for yourself, not for other people just walking into it for the first time. "How do I do this?" "What do I do to get this done?"
In the end, this video game seems rushed and I cannot recommend something that isn't worth my seal of approval. For Christ's sake, they still have their version number on the lower left of your computer screen during normal play. I thought those things were supposed to be taken out and left on the main menu once the video game was fully released.
Denny Crane.

Denny Crane here. I enjoy these zombies video games. Specially when I am the one controlling the zombies. In this case I am creating and watching the mayham play out. A lot of poeple will complain that this video game is too hard. Or that it isn't worth its value. Those are the Liberals and Democrats wanting a free ride. How could this video game be any cheaper without being free?
You create zombies, you customize your attack loadout and you kill people. Sounds like a Rambo movie, except Rambo is dropping zombies into populated areas. You blow things up, melt people and kill creative parodies of current pop culture. Buy this video game. Denny Crane.

Denny Crane here. I will now explain my negative recommendation:
1. There is a phrase going around in the video game world (parents' basement), "pay to win." This means that you pay REAL money to improve the numbers and powers that make up your character. THIS video game has that. I may be rich but I didn't get rich by being stupid and spending my real money on fake things.
2. There is nothing to "win." What makes no senes to me is, if you are going to have a "pay to win" approach to your video game have something to win. Secret World Legends is a VERY empty video game. Sure it looks good, but if you pay for a meal and I bring you an empty decorative plate, you have no reason to stay at my establishment.
3. The story may be good, but the writing is derivative and lazy. How is it a well educated professor and an uneducated homemaker have the same vocabulary? The homemaker claims her idea of culture is reruns of "Cheers" or even the "TV Guide." So how is it she laments at a college grade level? How is it EVERY character you talk to does the same? The only ones that stand out are the children, but even their dialog sounds no different from each other kid.
Is this a bad video game? No. It is just a desperate cash grab for a dying video game. It IS dying and this puts it on life support. What this is is just an EMPTY video game. Played purly for the nostagia; and since I never played the first iteration I'm already bored.
I wish to make an addendum. In a video game where you can get a blow job from an Asian chick, take drugs, and cussing is everywhere, why did I get banned for saying a cuss word? Hypocrisy is the first step in the Liberal/Democrat/Socialist agenda in censorship and bringing down the fabric of a free country.