Recent reviews by Denny Crane

You can move and jump like those kids who acrobat around walls and roofs, and you can kill Zombies (mindless Democrats). The "graphics" look spectacular. Denny Crane.

Free. Free. And guns. Lots of guns. Fast paced, and lots of guns. Denny Crane.

Controls are clunky, real money gets you wins and Denny Crane doesn't know what kind of vampires these are.

Of course Denny Crane loves this game. Guns, girls in their underwear and genuine fright. Not just your simple jump-scares, but actual horror. Buy this or forever be known as a namby-pamby.
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The wholesome entertainment Disney puts out is something Denny Crane can approve of. Rogue programs (Democrats) are trying to take over a computer world from the rightful owners (Republicans). Fast paced battles are nothing to laugh at.

Denny Crane says buy this, and play it through development. Worth every single penny. Denny Crane approved.

The makers of this video game play the "small company" card way too often. It is used to cover up they don't understand their own video game and how to fix it. Frankenstein's monster. They created something with "stunning visuals" and yet don't know how to make it work correctly.
Denny Crane says, don't buy this game.

Denny Crane still ain't afraid of no ghosts. But to BE a ghost? Simply fun. Fun for the whole family, politically safe and just charming. This game proves there are still game makers out there who put all their heart and... soul into their projects. Support these fine people. Denny Crane says it is well worth it.

Denny Crane is learning alot about these companies that make games. Frankly I am disgusted by the all. What is wrong with people that they can accept games like Watch_Dogs as unfinished and release it to us the public?
Where the game is fun, Denny Crane cannot recomend a game that is unfinished after pretending it is.

This is a British made video game and I must say I am impressed. Hard to master but fun to play, you will need all your wits and a reminder why the US became an independent country. With every new island comes new challenges that add new types of robots. Denny Crane.