At every ♥♥♥♥ I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger ♥♥♥♥ than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to ♥♥♥♥ a farting woman when every ♥♥♥♥ drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

Stephanie writhed in ecstasy as Ziggy unleashed thick ropey blasts of puppet ♥♥♥ onto her face. Sportacus grunted and unloaded a river of searing jizz up her clenching ♥♥♥♥ tunnel just as Trixie orgasmed really hard on Pixel's tongue and female ejaculated a roaring torrent of white pleasure colada all over Stephanie's huge boobs. Stephanie's boobs started spraying milk and the sight of the milk fountaining up in burning arches put Robbie Rotten over the top and he pumped megatons of molten man macadamia onto Stephanie's butt.

I usually enjoy Yahtzee's videos, but his joke about transgender people really ****ing bothered me.

Why? Because my girlfriend is trans.

I've told her how much I love her on many occasions. I had to have an honest heart-to-heart with myself, because I want to have sex with her and make her happy, but it will be a while before she can have her surgery (she wants everything, the HRT therapy and the SRS surgery).

So yeah, I decided that right now, her penis is part of who she is, and I want to make her happy. So yes, I would be willing to do that for her.

Obviously, I would prefer vaginal sex (I mean hell, she told me she not only wants a vagina for herself, but because she wants to "ride me so ****ing badly", which made me blush). But it's funny... I don't like dudes. I like women. And even though my girlfriend wasn't born one, I see her as one, because she acts like one and sees herself as one.

So, I look at it like I'm sucking my girlfriend's penis. =)

Now, none of this has happened yet, because we are also long distance, so we have only talked over the Internet. But holy hell, every time I talk to her I get that warm tingly love feeling. Not just sexually aroused... it's more than that.

So yeah, I know this is the Escapist, and I know people will come out and call me gay for wanting to make my girlfriend happy because I love her. Don't care. I just wanted to say why Yahtzee's joke upset me.

A boy's penis turns into a girl. Once another boy at school discovers this, he reveals that his penis, too, is a girl! Their penises then have yuri sex.

Imagine having a sexual attraction to dirt. Think of it: you are hiking through the woods, when all of the sudden you see a beautiful patch of dirt. You try to walk away, but your boner is too strong, and like opposing poles of two magnets, you are attracted to that oh so virgin ground. You get on your knees. They will get dirty but it will be more sexy and promiscuous. You grab two vines on the forest floor and go to town. After you blow your load, you stand up, dust off your knees, and are halfway through zipping up your jeans when you realize something: you didn't check the undergrowth before the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You shakily walk over to the clearing, and the horrific realization only now begins to dawn on you as your ♥♥♥♥ and balls feel itchy.

You have just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ poison ivy. Over the weeks that follow, your ♥♥♥♥ shrinks until it starts retreating into your scrotum. Your balls twist, one grows to the size of a grapefruit, and explodes, destroying the other in the process. You fall fatally ill. You lay on your deathbed, waiting for the angle of darkness to come. However, as you lie there in pain, you begin to feel something in your throat. Your heart crawls out of your mouth, and walks onto your chest. It brandishes a sword. It screams. You scream. Your parents scream. The doctors scream. Then, it commits seppku, and your eyes roll backward. The noise of the flatline echoes throughout the room. Such is the fitting end to a person with such a bizarre fetish.

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down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did omae just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of watashino class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the ichiban letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nanimonai to watashi but just another weeaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has itsumonai been mimasu’d before on kono continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kotobas. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

As bokutachi hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so anata better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano jinsei. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita’d, akachan.

What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles. How ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be ♥♥♥♥ out over and over again. It just needs to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop.

With anal, it’s important to be gentle at first. Ease it in. Make her feel comfortable. Let her get used to it. Look at how she looks up at you. Look at those eyes. Look at how she trusts you to use her for one of the most sensitive parts of her body. Look at how she’s in awe of you. Look at the reverence on her face as she feels the thickness, the strength, the power of your ♥♥♥♥ gently penetrate her where she’s tightest.

Let it sit there. Let it stretch her. Let her get comfortable with it.

Then grab her by her filthy ♥♥♥♥♥ neck and beat a rough ♥♥♥♥ deep into her guts until they bruise black and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue. Rip that ass open until she’s nothing but a gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess. You know what a filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anal ♥♥♥♥♥ like her really needs, really craves. Give it to her. Give it to her until you ♥♥♥♥ regret into those adoring eyes

I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your #1 Contendership. Thank you for being so understanding.

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My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming ♥♥♥♥ Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of ♥♥♥♥... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

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What can I say ? You just told me to ♥♥♥♥ ? You whine a little? I'll let you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals , and I was raided numerous Al Qaeda involvement secret , and I killed more than 300 confirmations. I trained gorilla . In the war , I was a sniper in hand whole tops U.S. forces . You are targeting me, but I will not just anything yet. I went to ♥♥♥♥ with precision wipes of which have never loved before this stage. Earth to ♥♥♥♥ my labeling words. You can get away with thinking that ♥♥♥♥ on me to the Internet? Went again , thinker. I am looking for as we spy networks my secret performances by tracing your IP and preparing right now, so you better storm larvae . Napkins that runs from the wretched thing .

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The ♥♥♥♥ went in and out of her mouth in a blowjob form. After a while Boomhauer orgasmed and said, "got-that-dang-old-what-you-gonna-got-it-right-there-dropping-a-big-old-here-it-whew." Just then Bobby walked in but he was halfway turned into a cat and he had a big boner too."

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Soooo want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rematch you in coh

He's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker, use Riot shields to ♥♥♥♥ him up.

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