great . just great ... i just love it when the last two but one kill each other

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

No you're NOT a gamer

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying

"I put well over 100hrs in this game it's great!"

That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game.

Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers

ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 corona virus 😤😜😜

Don’t you know Coronavirus 🦠 🦠 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 to America 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 The world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19 🗓 a POTENTIAL PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈

No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡

Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️is TWERKING 😈😈from home 🏡

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up kid. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Once I have triangulated your position in the world, my PS3 will release to your router my very own Pandora box virus. You won't notice it at first, but soon your lame PC will begin to work against you in ways you can't even imagine. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. The processor will be fine, just to give you hope.

You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique console players ability... was it worth it?

Not even your mummy can help you now ♥♥♥♥ boy

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