He is a prick of supreme magnitude. A FF oponent who is willing to desecrate the playing field with feces to win. He has a sturdy chin with the looks of Magnum PI and the charm of a deranged Tele Tubbie. Beware if you meet him for is intellect cannot be match with a dairy queen blizzard. He likes long walks on the beach and a kick to the nuts by his wife daily. His children are out to kill him as he dodges their daily glances of death and violence. His city of Chicago is filled with the finest liberals ready to give it to you without asking which is considered rape in most countries. He believes in cave man romance and will not think twice to take on the feminisit movement by burning his underwear. He is Darken_Hellspawn and Darken_Hellspawn is me........

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