(SG1) Fireflame

Oh, dearest friend, thou dost indulge in habits most peculiar and strange, a pastime both odious and unseemly! I speak not of idle gossip, but of thy grievous indulgence: thou art drawn, as the moth to flame, to the vile allure of foot fungus, that wretched growth which clings to toes as a blight upon the land!

How can it be that in life's fair offerings, thou dost stoop to such a low and fetid joy? The fruits of vine and field all pale before thy strange delight in this foul morsel. Truly, thy taste surpasseth reason, for who, in their right mind, would feast upon such loathsome fare?

I beseech thee, cast off this odd affection, this love for what ought to be spurned. Seek instead pleasures wholesome and pure, for therein will thy soul find truer satisfaction. Let not thy noble nature be marred by this bizarre appetite, lest thou be forever known as one whose tongue doth linger where it ought not!

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

I can farm I am farmer I really like to farm! LET ME IN YOUR CLAN YOU SEXY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOE!

Plz m8 i really wanna be in ur clan i can farm i am farmer i really like to farm